Tuxie Toosday: A Gurl's Werk Is Nefur Done

Do you see deese fings?
Momma said I looked so cute she couldn't resist showing yoo dis pixchur of me. Do you see all dem fings I am sitting on?
See dat ugly floors and cab-knee-nats?
Check out da hideous wall paper -- pppppeeee---uuuuu Momma dat is reelly bad!
Now do yoo see my disgust? I hates dis cabkneenat and wallpapers and floors and guess what kitties? It's all about to change and not a minute too soon eifurr! Stay tuned Momma is gonna be goin crazier dan a looney birdie cuz she is losin her old kitchen to git a noo one!

*woo hoo*